Why do I live with such shady people?

First my bike, now my toothpaste. Why would the people who have access to my suite steal my toothpaste? It's lame -- L-A-M-E! I stuck a note on my bathroom mirror near where the toothpaste used to sit in the hopes that whoever took my toothpaste would return it.

I don't actually think any of the girl suitemates took it. Likely it was one of their stupid boy acquaintances or whomever else they gave access to our suite. Just like their boy acquaintances piss in our toilet and inevitably miss and then our bathroom smells like urine. Wonderful, guys.